When I was pulled
Out my mum
They said I
Looked like a tongue
Perfect and soft
Like pink parts
On a cat’s paw
Rumour has it
On that day
I was so
Sweet and cute
My parents carried
Me home in a giant
Ice cream scoop
Mum was a golden goose
Dad, a pig that flew
You know how it is
Coulda been a cash cow
By now but
You know how I is
Ask why
Ask how
You grow and you shrink
Spend (enough) time
In the dark
You start to
Notice some things
Had a starfish
when I was 6
He was shit.
Wouldn't do any tricks.
Then I bought a crab
put him in the same tank
After that I learned things
you cut off will grow back
Tell jokes that
are too dark,
Put the hue
in humour.
Be friends
with ghosts or
they might reveal
who you are
I know that birds
used to be T-Rexes
so I bet they
must get vex
when they look
at where
their nest is
I'm not a man
I'm not a guy
My hands move
like drunken butterflies
1 o'clock
at
night,
I saw a
car mount
a pavement
and remix a
lamppost
the pavement
was grateful
cos it still had
some light though.
Going through your
shit is therapeutic
You can see what
wasn't digested,
Then recompute it
If you can't recompute you must reboot
If you can't reboot you need better ventilation
(I hate endings)